Every day we stray further from Halone

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

i know they do the legwork every time (to varying degrees of efficacy) but it's really funny how every time ffxiv introduces another ascian they come prepackaged with an attempt to explain why they were completely uninvolved in everything up to this point. and so far it seems the usual answers are either "i hated my boss and hid in the bathroom" or "i was busy fucking around"

i have an insatiable hunger for connection and an inescapable urge to isolate myself from others and they play catch with my mortal soul like it’s some kind of bean bag or something

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

this has been an ass month already. somebody come tell me about their favorite minor NPC in XIV, who do you wanna grab and squeeze and let your WoL drag em around like a squeaky toy? define minor here however you wish, I mostly just mean non-reoccurring scion lol

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...