What prompted you to send the gods away?

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i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

we have an intern (highschooler) at work for the week and i was absolutely normal about it like. Yeah sure a teenager. Fifteen years olds exist in the world. Then it downed on me it meant he was born in 2011 and that's when i started losing it. They're letting people born in 2011 be cognizant? They're letting highschoolers be as old as Skyrim? 2011 the year of the harlem shake? That 2011?

ok unironically putting cuno in an odyssey adaptation would probably be an unambiguous improvement

now cuno's a fucking pig too

HOLY SHIT

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.