Venefica is a funny Wyrd

World's evilest Handler: "And for your next task hound, you will do your own injection! Unsupervised!"

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

we’re turning you into girls. yes i wrote the s on purpose. multiple girls.

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

"I'm immune to hypnosis" okay so you're basically a misogynist

sometimes i think about how my all-girls catholic school’s idea of a PE class was to pair two girls up, teach us how to dance tango (one of the most sensual dances) for a whole sem, and have us perform it as an exam with one girl wearing a dress and the other girl wearing a coat and tie and how theyre still completely baffled on why almost half of their students are gay

I just hope that one day I can get my neopussy destroyed by a girl trying to get me pregnant. or multiple girls. is that so much to ask for.

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

Mossy bush frog (Philautus macroscelis)

[image description: a social media post from Deer in Places they Shou... (name is cut off here) reading, "oagghe.... nap too long" above a photo of a deer lying among mossy boulders in such a way that the boulder in front--a particularly moss-covered specimen--appears to be the deer's body.]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

you need a grounded screwdriver so you can take out part of your phone because that's the Chip That Makes More Things Bad

You know how many people questioned me gendering the penis as a girl? You know how many self described trans allies called it a "male organ" to my face? You'd be surprised how prevalent transmisogyny is in even the most mundane of situations and posts.