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it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

I love being a millennial because I can discuss sex with my friends

Best part of being a millennial is being able to talk about sex with friends without the zoomer in your head clutching their pearls and drafting a call out post about you and the second best part is-and idk how to word this so don’t interpret it in the worst possible faith and come for me or whatever-is im still moved by multiculturalism, globalism, the whole we are all one race the human race that The Color of Friendship, Remember the Titans, Mississippi Masala was trying to teach us. Idk man I found myself smiling at an Airbnb commercial reminding us that Punk music was the result of Jamaican sound systems in England and churros came to Spain from North Africa. You don’t see too many celebrating those values these days.

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

thank you everyone for all your kindness about the eternal should-I-do-a-PhD question. unfortunately my godfather who is a real estate agent texted me out of the blue today and I might buy a condo instead

huh did you guys know that no matter which life path you choose you still have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get there. that's crazy man

you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house