#birdposting

“I should probably give flirting with an (Abeah) ostrich woman a go! Apparently a male can mate with more than one female at a time and only need one dominant female, and he is otherwise the one doing the incubating and main child rearing. Maybe I can find a female who isn’t particular about commitment as a wife or mother! I can deal with my brooding instincts then and finally become a father before Father’s Day!”

He eventually spots an Abeah Ostrich woman, who is already taken to his strong form and purple plumage.

“Well, hello there, lovely Miss. It seems you and I both have certain…amorous intentions. Why don’t you and I take the time to get to-

“Wait, you want me to do what?!”

common grackle (quiscalus quiscula)