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heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

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I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

seashellronan

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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Wonderful photo

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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Pacific Surf

Life in Venice Beach lends itself to wave-watching, or so it seems for photographer Craig Hubbard. (Image credit: C. Hubbard; via Colossal)

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awesome beach near me

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immortalizing this

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dungeonqueering

So I reopened my dating apps because my tarot deck said to

And then I matched this guy

So I was like "Ok I GOTTA message him"

THE RING WRAITH SAID TRANS RIGHTS

I think I'm in love.

I'll try to keep you updated, but if I stop posting I've run off to Mordor.

dungeonqueering

Small update:

He replies pretty slowly, but that's OK, I think I've got him.

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I don't think he knows what to make of me

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I’m so invested in this romcom OP plEASE keep us posted.

dungeonqueering

It's been really slow

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GUYS IM SWOONING

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carolxdanvers

How the fuck do you have this much chemistry with a nazgul

dungeonqueering

I'm a BARD

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uberguber89

"Because my tarot deck said you" do you think they were just like, "you gotta see this out, it's hilarious"?

dungeonqueering

To it's credit, I've also met a guy I really like. That just isn't funny.

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GUYS

I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THING

Also I told him about you. Also I have cut out some parts of the Convo, but all the fun parts are here.

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GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING

What do I WEAR?!

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I could cry.

I have to announce a tragedy.

Naz Gûl was kicked from Tinder before I got his number. I'm heartbroken. :(

dungeonqueering

HE FOUND ME!!!!!!!

dungeonqueering

Update: the date is set!

lazy-hobbit

OK COOL BUT DID YOU GET TO HANG OUT??? HOW WAS IT

I NEED AN UPDATE, OH-NAZGUL-CHARMER

dungeonqueering

Working on it! :)

dungeonqueering

So we moved on over.

I apologize for the lack of updates, but this update has us to the present finally!

We have a schedule. Both our lives have been ABSURD over the duration of this story, and there's a lot of me and him in here.

A lot of folks seem to think that this is a romantic date? Pretty early on, Naz said that he wasn't looking for romance. And I am VERY Polyamorous, but not really looking for new folks right now.

Still! We're going to do this thing! We're going to meet, and we're going to take pictures (maybe even a video or two?) And you'll get to see it!

dungeonqueering

Today's the day

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We opted for a coffee shop because of the rain, but I am here with coffee waiting.

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Why am I so nervous? This isn't even a DATE date. We're bros. It's gonna be cool.

Any car could be Him, and I keep looking up at each one. Is he gonna show up in the costume? Is the weather cool for that? Is it in the wash?

Thankfully I did think of a cool line to say when he gets here.

dungeonqueering

Gotta be honest, I wish I had done a "Tap To See More" on this post all those months ago, scrolling is a pain.

There's a girl outside having an ANIMATED conversation about someone who wronged her friend and she is big mad. I am living for her. I want the best for her life. I will never speak to her.

dungeonqueering

Oh god oh fuck oh shit he's here, he pulled up. How do I look? Is there anything in my teeth? Act cool, Guin, act cool

dungeonqueering

Holy fucking shit

lokicat5

OMG!!! I haven’t seen this since the HE FOUND ME!!

This is the best update ever!! Guin (if I may call you that (: ), how’d it go? :D

dungeonqueering

It went great! There's a slightly longer version of the post that's less popular where I talk about the experience a bit.

A few days later he friended me on FB and I found out he is actually EXTREMELY hot. We've hung out a few times since, I met his cats, we've chatted a lot about the nature of relationships, music, technology, memes, etc etc. He's a cool dude! We're friends. :)

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Holy shit I hope everyone sees these updates because this is incredible.

Also… nazgûssy 💀

sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

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Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

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twinkee

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

wizardshark

hey whats with that sign

gogglesaurus

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

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all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

gogglesaurus

what am i supposed to do with this

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is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

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yea this is good

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Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

lyrasyst

I had a hunch so I looked into it, and I’m pretty convinced now that it being lv31 is also a pun, via goroawase (matching numbers phonetically to create words). there’s a lot of different ways you can do goroawase due to most digits having multiple possible pronunciations, but there’s one particular reading here that stands out:

3 can be san or mi. 1 can be ichi, hi, or to.

mito is a polite archaic word for genetalia.

its name is Homo Festival, its level is penis, and its only move is to fuck a man in the ass. a masterwork.

transgenderer

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

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