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dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.

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lilaclupin

Today we were talking about how words can mean different things to different communities, and that people outside the community wouldn't understand. Like how a non-poker player wouldn't understand poker jargon the way other poker players would. Anyway, then my professor said he was gonna show us his "favourite example" and wrote a single word on the board that gave me instant psychic damage: beta.

Apparently sport climbers use this word with a meaning of "technique, method." But for a horrifying, horrifying second there was the possibility in my mind that we were gonna talk about ABO in my fucking linguistics class

muffinlance

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

alphabetizing-posts

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

howverychaotic

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

babushkaat

hunter-rodrigez

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

thatdisasterauthor

Listening to the local fire department radios as they rescue a cat in a sewer. Here's how it's going:

FD: We can see the cat. Do you have an ETA on animal control?

Dispatch: Twenty minutes.

FD: Alright, we think we can get the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, we'll let animal control know.

FD several minutes later: We've got the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, do you still want--

FD, interrupting: Update, the cat DOES NOT like us.

Dispatch: ...so you do still want animal control, then?"

FD: Yes. Tell them the cat is in the engine.

Dispatch: ...are you also in the engine?

FD: Not anymore, no.

asmuchasidliketo

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lhavdil

a hometown is a type of dead wife

lhavdil

ataraxidentally

Harvey Dent's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD :D

Why isn't more Batman content like this :D

thestargayzingheroine

Oh my god thats HILARIOUS!

Reminds me of the old robot chicken sketch where Two-Face kept getting like, random shit poured into his face and changing his name to like three-face and stuff. One of them was ironically, hot chocolate.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"AGGGHHHH MY FACE!

The doctors said I'm not supposed to get hot chocolate on it!"

kroovv

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

samreich

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

breakstar91

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

sighinastorm

samreich

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

breakstar91

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

sighinastorm

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hometoursandotherstuff

Nice try, but too bulky to fit.

hometoursandotherstuff

What in the name of all that's holy is in there? (I knew someone who had 2 dead snakes in hers b/c she wanted to make belts out of them.)

thebibliosphere

Absolutely wild to find out another indie author has been referring to you as "the competition" this entire time. Like there can only be one disabled werewolf Romance novel.

I'd like there to be more, actually. I'd like them to hold hands. I would have liked us to hold hands, but alas.

thebibliosphere

We could have gone on mailing lists together. We could have shared readers. We could have had a beautiful Fall wedding under the eldritch glow of a blood moon. Why, why must we be forsaken?!

thebibliosphere

Wait, could this be our enemies to associates arc? Hot.

thebibliosphere

This vague post could have been a knife fight 😔

explosionshark

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

explosionshark

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

professorsparklepants

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

box-dwelling

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

julienbakr

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven

i’m a lesbian, carl

don’t be a transphobe, chad

we support the gays, david

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

spiderinthecupboard-deactivated

ah, the extended edition

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reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted