Sock Knight

Having your favourite genre be rpgs suuuuuuucks sometimes. Like "Oh boy I wanna replay Dragon Quest IX. It's been like seven years since I last played it" lol loser. That's like 40 hours of your life when you still got a huge backlog to get around to. Get fucked.

Been a while since i've last sat down and spend a good couple hours reading. I got work, i got deadlines to keep and at the end of the day i've got finite energy. Made it to page 50 of House of Leaves in days. Teenage me would've gotten halfway through the book day one

The fact that they are not turning to look at a bycicle bell so they can see where I am, not to even think of moving out of the way, is the entire problem at hand.

Pedstrians and bicycles should really have their own respective infrastructures but reality is that they don't. Cars hog all the space and budget and the rest of us just have to make do with what we get. The least we can do is be considerate to each other. Like, get out of each others ways and perhaps stop walking in these stupid bigass formations. You can't have a three, four, five way conversation that way anyway and that shit is annoying even as a somewhat faster walker

You and your archenemy would have killed each other by now, but every time, a different threat interrupts your fight and you two have to team up to stop it. This is now at least the fifth time it has happened, and you are both getting really mad.

It's hate. Genuine hate. As long as the other is still part of this world there's little sense to go on, a world without the only desirable outcome. Unfortunately, god's really into enemies to lovers

Nice sentiment but no, it is a lie. I get it, the first two decades of your life every adult is hellbent on instilling the idea that lying is always bad, but it ain't in itself. Protecting somebody with a lie is an unambiguously good moral deed.

Personally I love books that put the footnotes at the bottom of the page instead of at the end of the book so that I don’t have to keep flipping back and forth like an absolute barbarian

I'm reading the vita karoli magni right now and it's so annoying

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

I know so many people who are regularly in Magdeburg and none of them ever went to see it. Next time i'm home i gotta correct that

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.

Probably a bitter pill to swallow when the you're pushed into a new line of research that probably more interesting than the old one but you were already really commited to the subject at hand

not many know that the d in various acronyms stands for dragon. for example mdd = major dragon dragon. attention! dragon! hyperactive dragon!! i wish there was more awareness as it's often overlooked

dragon nragon dragon

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

Fuck I don't get it. And I don't see the explanation in the comments. Can you please tell me what's it about. I love Sumer but I literally can't dig anything out of my mind

Some sumerian stone tablets have turned out to be a complaint about the quality of the copper of a merchant called Ea Nasir and now he's kind of a meme. It's really more of a joke/reference than a horror story

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

Mime teacher:

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

Brewing teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Pints New Roman