The Book Ends Paradise

Animal Crossing heritage post

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

Yes it’s true

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

assert dominance over the IT department by having problems they've never heard of