Buggin

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

If alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

kitten, daddy is gonna shoot himself after work

daddy is a coward and needs you to do it

Even the daddy kink tries to parentify me.

Daddy needs you to be daddy for a while

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane