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@21ozofpiss
i am always thinking abt my beautiful perfect wife bc she is beautiful and perfect and my soul mate so ive decided to write a small journal entry every day abt whatever wife thoughts im having that day and once i fill it up im gonna give it to her ,, bc im so romantic 🫣💖
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those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.
at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?
none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby
everyone in the grocery store is my enemy
hey, I know I don't have a huge following here, but I'm desperate for anything right now. Last night, our car was totaled and our entire basement level of our house was flooded in a flash flood, and insurance will not cover groundwater damages. I have to somehow come up with $20k to pay for the car repairs and house repairs. Even if you can't donate, please share, it would really, really help. Thank you.
https://gofund.me/10cc561a1
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i love how uncles are just Like That. my uncles first words were "west virginia". he apparently has like multiple long distance girlfriends across the country. my dad brought me and my siblings to his apartment years ago and he had a mattress on the ground and talked abt how rats would run across it as he slept. he used to have super long hair and he buzzed it so he could cosplay slenderman at a con. all of which, collectively, would be odd if it were not for his status as an uncle, which instead renders these things typical uncle activities.
my new wave grandma Depeche Maude
Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today
*30 something yo male feminist voice* i have a touch of the tism, , and my special interest ,, is pussy
How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
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they let u watch warrior cats amvs on the walmart display laptops. btw
Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*
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my wife rly is so perfect i love her so much. she helped me by scheduling my car inspection today bc i dont like talking on the phone (and theres a million things wrong w my car lmao) she is so sweet and she treats me so nice, she pets me and calls me a good puppy and cuddles with me and our bodies fit so perfectly together bc we were made together in the factory as a matching set 💖 she barks with me and takes such good care of me and makes me feel so wonderful, shes truly the best thing that's ever happened to me and im going to love her forever. and we are gonna get each others bite marks tattooed 🥰
Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY
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the effect that fumbling me has on ppl needs to be studied
the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
