this is an ad on tunglr dot vom

does anybody else remember head on

apply directly to the forehead

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

stories about evil and cruel poly partners forcing others into being in open relationships & hand wringing over "egg culture" and "misgendering feminine cis men" & fretting about the prevalence of kink & one million other obnoxious conservative arguments all fall to pieces relatively quickly when you understand that the norm is just as constructed as that external to it and adherence to the norm is just as much a choice/action/pattern of behavior as dissent is