see myself reflected

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

smoking the shit that made jay see pennies

wait let’s try this again. #26 on ur spotify wrapped is how 2026 will go for you, how screwed r u

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

"I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally"

just fyi you shouldn't emulate the problematic behavior depicted in fiction. just because something looks okay in a story doesn't make it okay in real life. this is about talking to your ex. do not text your ex. that's the devil speaking. you're not in a romcom. you're not in a fluffy fanfiction. it won't work out. don't do it.