Nonsense slanted at 45 degrees ✰

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

anyways really enjoying the image of klee finding albedo first before alice does

klee literally running into albedo while chasing dandelion seeds and albedo steadies her. klee’s determined to help him back because that’s what the knights of favonius do and albedo’s like well i suppose i could use some help finding a mondstadtian named alice? and klee’s starry eyed because “that’s my mama’s name!!!!!” and grabs his hand to begin the trek home. klee’s talking and asking albedo a bunch of questions and learns his master left him and sent him here and klee asks if that means he’ll be living there and before he answers her minds racing thinking about all the fun things they can do together because mama always told her she has good intuition and that intuition is telling her that she and albedo will be the bestest of friends