Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw
They made up :) also wanted to show the tags I put on the og post
The Stonewall Inn

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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shark vs the universe
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cherry valley forever
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Andulka

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home
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Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw
They made up :) also wanted to show the tags I put on the og post

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Congrats on winning Tumblr Sexyman of the year, Tenna!! 🥳🎉
I tanked this in like, 10 hours without much breaks, so please appreciate it LMAO
randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like
A treat for myself for finishing work early, statement.
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)
Ok, my fellow strangers, this show came out and it is WAY better than expected.
If you have prime, PLEASE watch and support because ANY CONTENT about gorgeous women in their 50s going on crazy high-action adventures while surviving thanks to the power of ✨friendship✨is so rare and hard to find and (while this sucks) if this doesnt do well, then other future works like this will have a much harder time being made in this fashion.
Also I need more of you to become fans because I NEED MORE GIFS OF THIS SHOW!!!
I have two episodes left and Jesus Christ this show is so much better than it has any right to be and my expectations were reasonably high.
Do yourself a favor, watch it. God it’s good. It’s basically “what if James Bond was a lady and had a lady best friend who was absolutely fucking brilliant in an entirely different way?” and I need ten seasons of this immediately.

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chiikawa aj:aa
[ID: Two photos of a very small handmade plush of Rocky from Project Hail Mary. The first has him resting on a pile of stuffing with a cat-patterned tray in the background, and the second has him cupped gently in OP's hand. end ID]
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i've done it. i have made a Pocket Rocky. i love him. So Much.
the fabric i used is fleece from 2004 (shoutout to my mother and her epic stash) so it's actually a p nostalgic texture for me lol. i am so glad i made him. it only took like 5-ish hours. used the pattern from this post!
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this is one of the funniest bits kabru ever did
Piece by Piece ....
[commissions]
eva stratt they could never make me hate you

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absolutely enamored with the idea he’s not in a hawaiian tee here he just bought a horrific awful bright patterned trenchcoat
Wright operates in the courtroom like he’s on his last strand of wits so he says bullshit like “the blue badger is the key to this crime!!” And Edgeworth has to fight himself not to say “oh my godd.” out loud
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty
Behold, Dorothea
(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)
I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.
He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"
So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.
That plant looks so well taken care for. I bet it has been watered with holy watter at least once.
As someone who read the Project Hail Mary book (in 2023, so I don't remember much) I feel obliged to inform those who only watched the movie that in the book Olesya Ilyukhina (the woman on the crew who wanted to die by a lethal heroin dose) didn't just want that, she specifically wanted to take heroin multiple times and get addicted, then take the lethal dose before any side effects or withdrawal symptoms. Ofc I don't blame them for leaving that out as it's kind of lengthly to explain but I do think it's at least a little bit funnier
oh Olesya Ilyukhina how you will be missed

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PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 2/?
Part 1 -> Part 3
PROJECT HAIL MARY + Ilyukhina's dress 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller