I Don't Fucking Know, Man

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

ALL OF THESE

I miss when the big boat was stuck

this didn’t age well

i blog for all the girls who eat chocolate in bed and realize they got a little on their pillow and it’s kinda melty cause they were leaning on it and they think about taking off the pillow case and washing it but they just lick the chocolate off instead

Shoutout to boringcore queers. Shoutout to queers who just want to wear comfortable clothes that aren't particularly interesting or attention grabbing. Shoutout to queers who don't think about clothes as this huge canvas of exploration and just want to wear shorts and a t-shirt. So much of queer culture, especially in spaces like tumblr, puts an emphasis on clothing as Evidence And Expression Of Queerness and it has got to be so alienating to be a person who just wants to wear regular clothes constantly getting that preference associated with "the boring cishets (who are losers)". Your queerness is not stored in your wardrobe and you're still cool and interesting even if you don't want your clothes to be.

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

i am making jokes but i am also feeling indescribable rage at the prospect of millions of pounds of taxpayer money being spent on a funeral and a coronation and changing currency while working class people are relying on food banks and can’t heat their homes over winter

feels weird that the monarchy just. Carries on. once the queen died there should be no more like what the fuck do u mean charles is king now the fuck he's not. get him out of there. cut the fucking cameras

outta my way, straight boy

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

shopping for fathers’ day cards like: ok “world’s best dad” is a little much. where are the cards for “dad who i’ve partially forgiven due to extensive therapy”