Hot Dog Water Is Tea

In a culture as dour, technocratic, and Presbyterian as this one, it is your duty to go hog wild over the sensual world.

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

I'm so glad media like Heated Rivarly exists for people who enjoy having fun. Personally, I hate fun so this show is not for me. If a movie or tv show leaves me happy it's simply not for me. In fact, it should make me feel worse than I did before watching it.

In a culture as dour, technocratic, and Presbyterian as this one, it is your duty to go hog wild over the sensual world.

You people on here could get queerbaited by two white rocks with mustaches on them as the only indicator that they are men.

gun to your head what is the best tweet of all time?

if anyone needs to use the bathroom at the taco bell near mount shasta the code is 015851

Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles

Tailor swift is in imminant danger