don't lick the relics

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Reblogging this (very very relieved) after the vote in Switzerland yesterday. (Conservatives wanted to "cap" the population.)

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

QUARK deserves all of the disgusting cultural ubiquity & power that Yoda and his foul child possess

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained