don't lick the relics

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder