it's not meant to be pretty

"if this is a europe-wide complaining phenomenon, why does this so often turn into a UK vs US thing online" i'd say it's largely because the brits are doing their complaining in english, and many of the continental europeans are not

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

It is a peaceful and serene take, actually.

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol

Seconded

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

“dc has boring gay rep” have you tried enigma, what about enigma, you should read enigma-

this is slightly ironic given the fact the main character is designed to be the most bland bitch on the planet to the point he schedules getting fucked on a Tuesday and which is also the day he counts his bath towels (25) but trust me on this-