japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

in a similar vein:

American game producer in the 90s: hey we’re making a shitty game where kids can enter to win about $100 worth of prizes, can somebody slap some music together so we can hurry up and grab a few hundred thousand kids’ allowances

My friend amd I share this back and forth every couple of months, just so we don't forget it exsists.

The moment i opened these on youtube, this popped up in the related search results and yea i think i got the message

"we need some background music for a shooting game on a niche computer. probably a couple of hundred people will ever play this game at most, so don't worry about it too much"

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

"I'm the beautiful thing"

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw