I Have a Problem

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

me when I hit my coworkers with a mayhaps in the company teams chat

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

#just a near total complete absence of any sign of christianity whatsoever. it's actually impressive.#in their arthuriana! they deleted christianity from their arthuriana!!!!#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

the biggest problem with it is the fact that theres no sense of momentum at all, the bike looks like its going at about walking speed and theres no sparks or dust or anything, and the gratuitous slow mo just kills any momentum even further

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

didn’t open this app yesterday but I love how this was waiting at the top of my feed regardless 🫶