Vox Machina’s One (1) Collective Brain Cell

I’m so glad Marisha can get a break from being an overworked, underslept redhead experiencing the rise of facism in her country by playing dnd and pretending to be an overworked, underslept redhead experiencing the rise of facism in her country

No one put Kattigan in a situation, ever. He can't take any more of those things. A situation will take him out at the knees

Hero D'vyen: 18 years old: currently in the room where it happens, slating out the revolution on a chalkboard

Halandil Fang voice: OK, gang, I'm about to attend this incredibly tense audience with the most accomplished con woman in the world who we're secretly plotting against and who can murder us all with a flick of the wrist, cannot stress enough just how much hinges on carefully conducted diplomacy at this meeting, so obviously my dream team for this job is gonna be my notoriously confrontational ex-wife, the smelly drunken hobo from the woods, the hobo's dog, and yeah, I think that's it, we're all set