Disaster bi

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

horse yaoi

two nude men standing cock-to-cock in a barrel

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!