bless the telephone

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

I love that the whole point of having camera phones is taking dick pics

Tumblr should have its own grok and it should be called Pussylink..

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

we need more penis updates!!!

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

washing machine

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.