bless the telephone

look at her fucked up toes. this is ai garbage

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

I love that the whole point of having camera phones is taking dick pics

Tumblr should have its own grok and it should be called Pussylink..

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

we need more penis updates!!!