bless the telephone

i smile warmly when i see someone put spaces before and after a forward slash even though they likely know it's unnecessary but they still do it cos they fear the words would be difficult to read otherwise. of course it’s not difficult at all but it's sweet when people make an effort to be understood

i often wonder how long my idiot brother’s creepy little girlfriend will last before she breaks up with him and then i remember that heterosexual child-wanters will stay in relationships because they know finding a new suitable mate may take 2–4 years and they won’t take that chance. and then suddenly she too exhibits malice and it’s like ooooh i get it. they both suck

i feel weird not giving a fuck about anyone’s ass. like i’m not proper gay. like sorry i only care about the cock. i’m less gay because i only care about cock

intelligent people acknowledge that the concept of continents is useless and stupid. if it was based on landmass every island would be its own continent while europe and asia would be one and the same. it’s not based on tectonic plates either, and why would it be. what plate people live on has no bearing on their lives. it’s not based on culture either cos how does a japanese person have more in common with someone from turkey than with someone from finland. and yet, even tho we all know it’s arbitrary, people still refuse to admit certain countries belong to certain continents. because their feelings tell them otherwise

i made 24 tartelettes to plus-one a wedding and then the friend that was taking me cancelled so now i have a fuckton of pastry mikey what do i do

i just read about my friend’s lives atm

the babadook book reading scene was so good

i fucking hate having to censor myself and like having to force myself to not react to things that make me wanna pull my hair out