bless the telephone

i fucking hate having to censor myself and like having to force myself to not react to things that make me wanna pull my hair out

does anyone else feel it too

comments nowadays are just people trying to outfunny each other

i hate that email links don't automatically log me into websites. i have to log in on my own and for what. security? oh yeah better send me another email with a special log-in link. yeah send it to my email account. that i have access to. yeah the one you sent the first email to. because i have access to it. to my email account

i had a dream i was in spain and there was this castle that had a shallow decorative pool in the garden where people hang out and swim so i went there with some friends i had made that day. i was the only one who went in nude but nobody seemed to mind. two guys there were talking to me and one touched my arm which i hated. i saw them kissing later and was mad that i didn’t realize they wanted to have sex

can’t put a price on a picture of a cock