bless the telephone

i hate that email links don't automatically log me into websites. i have to log in on my own and for what. security? oh yeah better send me another email with a special log-in link. yeah send it to my email account. that i have access to. yeah the one you sent the first email to. because i have access to it. to my email account

i had a dream i was in spain and there was this castle that had a shallow decorative pool in the garden where people hang out and swim so i went there with some friends i had made that day. i was the only one who went in nude but nobody seemed to mind. two guys there were talking to me and one touched my arm which i hated. i saw them kissing later and was mad that i didn’t realize they wanted to have sex

can’t put a price on a picture of a cock

everyone's so obsessed with pure red these days