Your Local Normal Guy

I wonder how many of Jon’s “revelations” in season 4 were really the Eye giving him information, and how many were the Web putting stuff in his head the way the vampires would “talk” to people

With the rise in popularity of both BloodyMary (dr Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary x Simon from Iron Lung) and people sent to space against their will, I have made the completely baseless assumption that, in order to bring balance to the universe, there will be two more adaptations made. What are these adaptations you ask? Well, first I will state that PHM was about a guy launched into space and never leaves space by entering another planet (until the end.). This represents air, naturally. And Iron Lung takes place in an ocean of blood, obviously representing water. The next two logical steps would be a movie adaptation about someone put on the surface of a fiery planet against their will (Venus maybe or some other planet outside our solar system) or better yet, INSIDE an alien volcano to be our fire quadrant (you see where I’m going here). The other logical step is someone underground on another planet against their will, perhaps in some interesting mining installation of vast set of caverns so we can have earth. Now the only question would be what these movies would be adapted from (if at all, I loved the PHM and Iron Lung movies but we need some more originals). There are two possibilities if they do turn out to be adaptations. One possibility would be to continue the pattern of video game- book. The other possibility it that we have adapt two OTHER kinds of media, having these two new movies being adaptations of a podcast and a play or something. I want more space suicide missions with unwilling participants, is what I’m saying.

It was really funny to read snow absolutely fucking dunking if Dr Gaul and Dean Highbottom, especially because Katniss was thinking the exact same shit about him for the entire trilogy.

Dear manic mohabbot nation (which apparently includes unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon Shawn Hatosy himself), I have gathered you all here today to mourn the loss of the amazing Supriya Ganesh, who will tragically not be returning for season three. You all were a beautifully united and non-irritating front, and the rest of us regret your inevitable passing into delusion. The remainder of the Samira Mohan lovers stand with you in your grief. Stay mad, stay mystified.

Random nightvale theory coming out of nowhere but I was wondering if we would ever find out how old Cecil was and if he was omniscient or not but then I got thinking. We know what the man in the tan jacket was, we know where the faceless old woman came from, what she is and what she’s doing, we know what the smiling god is, we know what the dog park is, what the house turned apartment that doesn’t exist is, what city council is, what Khoshek (not sure if I’m spelling that right) was and where he came from, what the whispering forest was, what labyrinth and the men who were not tall and were not short were and what they were doing, and the way things are going with the latest storyline involving the murder of Marcus Vansten and Jaylen Rutherford, we might be getting an explanation for both the angels and the doubles. My point is that we are slowly being fed the answers to all the mysteries of Nightvale, and my guess is that the podcast will only be finished when we TRULY know everything, and my bets are that Cecil will be our last mystery.