My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan