Ruffled Feathers

You’ve been blessed with a visit from the spider of curse-breaking! She took all that nasty curse gunk on ya and webbed it into a tasty energy sac for herself. You don’t have to do anything, she just had a lil snack for the road ::::3

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

@imadoctornotanescalator

@lazuelazuli LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! Canonical Star Trek fan Ryland Grace would flip out if he got to meet Picard (as would I, as would I)

THE CROSSOVER WE NEED

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

be patient with yourself. you’re growing into someone you haven’t been yet.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…