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what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

sideways

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

The pharmaceutical industry is actually making bank off the antivax and anti-science movement. They are rolling out expensive measles medications they had no market for before. They are making thousands of dollars every time a kid gets sick with a serious vaccine preventable illness and ends up in and out of the pediatrician’s office, hospitalized and/or permanently disabled. I hate how these fucking influencers make bank for themselves and pharmaceutical companies by fearmongering about Big Pharma because you’re right, they do make more money when we’re sick and you’re making people incredibly sick by telling them not to get vaccinated and to ignore basic health and safety rules.

if you are a queer earring maker at a queer friendly event you should have clipons and ADVERTISE THEM you will make SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY there are SO MANY CUTE TRANS GIRLS who want to try your earrings but don't have pierced ears!!!!!! I repeat YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU DO THIS

genuinely I have sold a couple runs of earrings now and I can provide solid evidence that advertising that clipons even exist as an option literally tripled my sales

And please if you have the options, get traditional screw backs without a hinged clip. Everything with a clip works by squeezing your ear as hard as it can. Screw backs let you manually tighten it enough that they won’t slip off, but no further, and are much more comfortable for longer periods of time. They seem to be dying out, though, and increasingly hard to get.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

"Professor, I respectfully disagree, and I brought a bibliography" LIFE GOALS

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thank you for coming to my this #mythis