Everything at Once

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

fuck this pandemic i couldve ruined 2020 on my own

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS:

i dont need any reasons

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

The Laura Croft game we all deserve

It’s 5am and my eyes were so blurry that I legit thought “wow look at Shia LaBuff”

for a moment i thought it was Tom Hardy gone wild

I know I’ve reblogged this already but god bless I am doing it again.

This dude looks like a Rob Liefield drawing–but in a good way.

remember when we joked about it…

Do ppl know about trump actively trying to buy the company that’s currently working on a covid vaccine and wanting to keep it to American use only or is this a Germany only headline

If I wasn’t feeling old 2min ago I damn well am now.