"Forehead kisses are wildly underrated"

no it means hollywood is astral-projecting you a sequel to small soldiers

(tags by @judge-beef)

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

*reblogs*

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

one of my all-time favorite emails

(Yes, I love puns)

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die