When in doubt...

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

Can we normalize not confusing someone's free time with their availability.

Official Post of Massachusetts

It's a convertible!

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

Yeah, that one Supernatural meme

Posting to tumblr is like having infinite wishes to make on infinite monkeys’ paws.

tumblr users are the sort of people who deliberately seek out monkeys paws to make wishes on because they think they’re the exception to the rule

Everyone on tumblr is in on my degradation kink huh

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly