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Tokyo Quilt Festival

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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

penny-anna

a problem w existing in the 2020s is you'll just be getting on with things and then suddenly learn that the HP fandom has had some whole cultural phenomenon ending in a massive book deal and the movie rights being sold and the whole shebang and out of curiosity you go and look up the fic and its not even good.

#I genuinely hate pull to publish as a phenomenon but also why are the most popular examples just absolute gárbáge?

madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

shaneposting

hollanov have a countdown app on their phones so they always know how long it is until they next see each other and they use this as the basis of their good morning texts

mostly they’re sweetieful (‘25 days until i get to kiss your freckles’ ‘25 days until i get to fall asleep next to you’) and sometimes they’re sexy (‘16 days until i get to use your pretty mouth’ ‘16 days until i get to come on your cock’) and sometimes they’re silly (‘8 days until i get to drink your boring smoothies’ ‘8 days until i get to steal my hoodie back’)

sometimes ilya texts first, sometimes shane, either way they reply every morning and match the vibe of each other’s message

until it’s the day before the first boston vs montreal game of the season and by pure coincidence ilya sends ‘good morning moya lyubov it is 1 day until i get to show you how much i love you ❤️’ at the exact same time as shane sends ‘good morning it’s 1 day until i get to beat your cup losing ass 😈’

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terramythos

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

ferrocyan

piss rich reading comprehension

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

nick-nellson

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

andremichaux

THE GOOD PLACE | 1.06

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Ask game. List 5 things that make you happy. then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Pass it on! 😊

Listening to Judy Garland sing (Over the Rainbow has been the song of the day, sorry to be a cliche)

Telling people that everything in the library is free to borrow and watching them get so excited

Seeing my plant babies looking green and healthy

Book that makes me want to keep reading

Warm and slightly underbaked center brownie

#ask meme #hatosyscurls

homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

homunculus-argument

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

wardenaristraith

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

homunculus-argument

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

escuerzoresucitado

being escorted out of town

wizardshark

The criminal has been apprehended

transmechanicus

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

tanoraqui

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

antimonarchy

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

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Illuminated Internet (2024-2025)

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it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

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