When in doubt...

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Got-a-new-labelmaker behavior, but for literacy.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road