When in doubt...

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

Yeah, that one Supernatural meme

Posting to tumblr is like having infinite wishes to make on infinite monkeys’ paws.

tumblr users are the sort of people who deliberately seek out monkeys paws to make wishes on because they think they’re the exception to the rule

Everyone on tumblr is in on my degradation kink huh

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

is that simple task bothering you queen

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck