When in doubt...

petition to replace tumblr's logo with this little guy

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

oh? you’re “fandom trash?” *compacts you*

Is this what we’re calling glomping now?

worst possible response to this. thank you.

Because everyone needs smiling owls in their life.