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hahaha

🦄 @robertfagden

im not "blackmailing you" okay i am casually reminding you of information that i have about you that i could hypothetically give to another person to negatively impact your life as a way of getting you to do what i want you to do. thats not blackmail ok we're just having a conversation. im just talking

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to be alive! (1966) - alastair reid

and better

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

but I get up again

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

Strength in numbers, strong family

Queen, praise be to the Queen

Sugar, find sugar, eat sugar

Pros of being an anteater:

These little fucks can't do anything to stop me.

Nothing is more fulfilling than killing thousands just for a meal.

Seriously. 30,000 lives extinguished a day. Do you have any idea the power that comes with that?

Pros of being neither:

I Broke Laptop Computer

Touch Pad Untouchable

Keyboard Overboard

Hard Drive Hard Times

Screen Scream In Blue