ace in outer space

about me 🪪

✮⋆˙ Emz

✮⋆˙ adult

✮⋆˙ I happen to have female genitalia and ain’t dysphoric about it which probably means I'm a woman

✮⋆˙ heteroromantic acespec

✮⋆˙ I tend to be petty, salty, satirical and over the top so tw I guess

✮⋆˙ Yeah I’m also in an ufo above your house rn

🛸 ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

❝𝐌𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.❞

what I mean is like

if the other person was more like a toy

and I don’t mean that in some “I want another human to be my toy” way

what I mean is like if there were no consequences

like imagining having sex with a fictional character has no consequences

it’d be more like a execution of said fantasy

an execution of the idea in the real world but still isn’t as real as a human

but without this “this is another real human and time goes on with a causality of every event meaning we’ve actually touched each other there and it’s still the same body parts that existed before and will exist after it”

allo norms demon: why are you wearing this?

me: bc I like it, it’s so pretty—

allo norms demon: but you’re ace

allo norms demon: you can’t wear pretty underwear if you’re ace

allo norms demon: where are your grey 100% cotton high waisted boy shorts?

allo norms demon: ‘aesthetically pleasing’, ‘sensually pleasing’ and ‘sexually pleasing’ is the same!

allo norms demon: you can’t just defy lingerie designs that are rooted in misogyny and pedophilia by finding them only aesthetically appealing since they’re obviously meant to be sexually alluring—

🖤 when I’m eating good food

🩶 when I’m huddling up real cozy in my bed and the happy attacks hit

🤍 when I’m smelling something really nice

So I made this mii who is basically the personification of my aceness

and obviously I set their partner preferences to “none” (bc sexuality is part of the romance relationship soup in the game and I just wanted to be a lil radical about it)

and FOR SOME REASON the game keeps doing this thing where the mii is frozen/can’t move/fell and can’t get up and you get the option to drag another mii to said mii and induce romance disproportionally often WITH MY ACE MII

literally my outfit when we first met:

real people

I mean like

I’m aego