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this blog is for VIRGINS ONLY. STOP having sex. START being more online and staring at a computer screen for at least 16 hours a day.

i hateee the word “lippies” so much … ​makes me cringe hard for no reason. spiritually the same as “hubby” and “littles”

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

this is your seasonal reminder that "save the bees" refers to our native bee population, not the introduced western european honeybee

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

Each berry is very large to her….

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.