okay, english major!

posts funnier with timestamps on

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

Dividing by 17 in-general is insane behavior. This is eldritch math, so of course it’s gunna have wild outcomes. This is truly an info-hazard. I’m gunna see a number in the wild, wonder if 17 is lurking in there, and if I whip out my phone calculator and it’s true I’m going to LOSE IT.

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

you have one precious life why are you interacting with chatgpt

the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn