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Okay hereâs what I donât understand about animal crossing
The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic
But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)
Crazy Redd only wears pants and theyâre not even pants, letâs be real thatâs an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT
The Able sisters couldnât even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this
BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesnât look like it)
KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED
at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy
now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier
oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted
This painting has a figure on the back
The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??
One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!
me @ the fake Vetruvian Man sitting in my storage:
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets

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I drew this comic in 2017. Now itâs more relevant than ever.
the funniest thing about this far side cartoon is that the cat learned nothing from the loss of its first paw and eventually tried again anyway. The next funniest thing is thatâs exactly what a cat would do
No the funniest thing about this far side cartoon is that the cat, despite losing BOTH front paws, is still CLEARLY plotting a 3rd attempt as we speak
itâs so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor itâs because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, âsorry for the misunderstanding!â i canât wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say âsorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morningâ and my coworkers will be like âoh worm.â
i taught my boss the meaning and usage of âyeetâ after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says âi just yeeted you an emailâ with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over
The flip side of âcleanse diets donât do anythingâ is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because thereâs nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.
This is an excellent point and Iâd imagine thereâs a lot of quack diets that continue circulating and getting press based on this exact principle.
Absolutely â a great many diets of the âstop eating everything except these three foodsâ variety are 100% trading on the fact that theyâre practically guaranteed to generate some positive testimonials by virtue of coincidentally cutting somebodyâs undiagnosed food allergy out of their diet.

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what the world needs is weird seal girls. I know we as a generation really hit our stride as weird wolf girls and weird horse girls. neighing and howling at recess. warriors brought in the cat fandom which went over well. but I need this next generation to shake it up a little. flop around on their bellies. scream. bite someone.
op you good
please donât bother me Iâm trying to come up with a complex seal-based political drama book series that will enrapture 5th graders the world over
Not selkies. Iâm trying to capture the essence of childhood where we were just obsessed with pretending to be literal cats and horses but like. Who did War.
YOU GET IT!!
It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
bruh
He doesnt deserve this queen
The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
NO SORRY ITâS THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DONâT HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN
OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKEDÂ FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS
INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WEâRE NOT HORSES
âIn conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought âWell, that bastardâs got it rough, this ainât so badââ
No matter how you feel about the joker movie as a movie, you still have to admit that the way it chaotically threw off disneyâs plans for endgame this year is so fucking funny? Like? The mouse schemed to end their last avengers movie on a cliffhanger so that endgame could make bank. They poured $365 million into the budget, and an additional $200 million+ into marketing to secure its spot as the most talked about comic book film of the year. And the way they peddled that film to get maximum discourse was astounding? The gay joe russo character, everyone speculating over who was going to die, the âbest pictureâ and âoscar nom for Robert Downey Jrâ campaigns. The way a board room of writers fumed in a room for a year deciding strategically what the least offensive story was for maximum appeal, and it was pg so that every living human being on earth could go see it. they released endgame in the theatres TWICE.
And then just.Â
this fuckign clown mcgee movie that NO ONE asked for or even wanted comes along - and from the director of the hangover movies too???? and everyoneâs in a panic that this film is going to make people do crime?? like, everyoneâs either talking about how great it is, or itâs trash - but even if you hated it, youâre still talking about it? And it was rated r, so it cut the audience who could go see the movie in half, and yet because it cost around $60 million to make and earned $1 billion+ at the box office, it still technically became the most profitable comic book movie to date lmao?? Itâs not even connected to a batman movie and it somehow got that record. And now the oscar noms are out, and joker has 11 oscar noms meanwhile endgame got 1 nom for visual effects⌠lmao this movie really is the real life version of how it feels to get pranked by the jokerâs trick

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I still donât understand the perspective thatâs going on here.
It`s a railing.
This fucked with my head so hard.
WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS
oh my god itâs the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand
I STILL DONT GET IT
hence why his arm has a shadow under it
Thank you for the tiny drawing omg my brain
That fucking drawin fixed it omg thank you
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you canât change my mind.