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i just don’t think shane respects soccer players :/ obviously he gets asked about the world cup and he knows enough about it because his husband is #European so he can give a good enough answer but inside he’s like ugh fucking pussies

SO funny in one breath he’s like ugh theyre so GAY look at them rolling around on the ground like that (as per @space-bakery) and in the next breath he’s like they’re too lanky they’re not even hot what’s the point and ilya just looks at him oh THEYRE the gay ones. uh huh

shane saying "really? :)))" is literally the exact same thing as when u ask a dog if they want a treat and they do that excited little wiggle-whine-jump

David Hollander has a tiktok channel that is just him showing off his favorite puzzles that he's done with his sons. It does numbers, and tiktok doesn't even know that his sons are Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

the thing about shane and ilya is that they are each other's babies... and that's beautiful...

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out

I am enraged. I am hard. I am wet. I am seething. I am healed. I am a shell of a human. I am deranged. I am alive. I am going to kill him. (I saw a picture of hudson williams)

i think the only evidence of shane and ilyas marriage when they’re on the cens is one micced clip where ilyas skates up to shane with his hand about to rest on his waist and shane says with completely flat affect “get your hands off me you pervert” and ilya bark laughs back at him as shane skates away

i love ilya hollander

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out