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The roller coaster ride started.

With a happy ending…

…and a sweet poem to finish.

It's really not so different from milking a cow, and depending on how ripe they are that season it's easy to tell when they need to be juiced.

You can see how swollen Barry's chest gets so that's a good sign they're ready. If you want to get it done with fast, you can use an automatic milker, like ones used on livestock.

Getting the juice out fast this way will reduce the swelling tremendously, but if you don't have one on hand, you can just use your hand! It does take a little longer but some enjoy the gentler approach.

It doesn't take much more than a gentle squeeze and the juice will come right out. You want to have them bent over though so you can squeeze the juice right into a bucket.

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

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That might sound scary to accept but every living person will experience anxiety at some point. Some more than others, just know you’re not a failure whenever you feel it or how often. Try not to force it away or be scared of it, because you’ll always be ok even when it happens💖

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