Meep's Massive Muses

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Meepelodeon!

Woman who needs to apply sunblock on her body, but ca-can’t reach every spot she needs to protect…e-especially on her ba-back…

Wanted to go for a swim in order to refresh herself, but she’s noticed her swimsuit’s feeling a little…ti-tight…especially around her hips and midsection…

Counting sheep, but every sheep you count adds a pound to a woman’s frame.~

Meep…

Extra points if they jiggle it a little.~

Even with her new air-conditioning system, the heat of summer is unbearable.

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She doesn’t know what to buy…

"This only proves I'm right."

Seduction is an important part of conquest, for it usually catches victims unaware, allowing one to slip through their fortitudes and barriers, both the physical and emotional ones. Kissing is no exception. However, Thessalia has never kissed anyone out of love. It is all play and pretend to her. Ok. Perhaps she kissed someone with actual affection once, but those days are long gone and forgotten, like the person she once loved dearly.

"You know what you sound like? Yap, yap, yap. I'm Wool. Yap, yap, yap. I give advice I don't follow. Yap, yap, yap."

The shopkeeper's knowledge lies within antiquities, which makes her mostly unfamiliar with video games and the gamer culture surrounding them. Sarah would most likely fail at playing most electronic games, including simple ones that kids could easily master. At least she's familiar with the ColecoVision. In fact, she has some cartridges compatible with the console lying around somewhere in her shop. Zaxxon is a classic! (she never completed the first stage).