What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?

Some people might take issue with their upstairs neighbors practicing bowling-ball juggling. Not me tho. I just want them to get better at it.

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

I am sobbing over my Discord icon being called Gay Jesus

my beloved boy being called Gay Jesus is probably the funniest thing to happen to me. it’s too fuckin funny seeing people react to that nickname

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

i think T rage is fake. i think that testosterone is a catalyst for a lot of trans men/nonbinary people to gain a sense of self respect/confidence and with that comes a lot of rage at the ways you've been mistreated your whole life