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jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

me and my mom have been laughing at this for ten minutes i cannot comprehend this

you told your mum about me ..... what are we

I bought a huge +20qt stock pot to make this hedonistic beef stew and we affectionately refer to it as my witch's cauldron. I have to like clear the area so I can shake it around to cook the bacon/caramelize onions bc the pot is so comically tall. And apparently it looks like a little baba yaga casting spells as I swirl this thang.

Well. I don't think I can go back to grocery meat 🫪 man they weren't kidding that butcher really can craft. Some beautiful chuck 😭 cannot wait to get it in some STEW...alas....we are at the mercy of the speed of 4 giant onions caramelizing 😔 90 min of cooking and we still are a ways off from the beef

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you