it's just your voice learning for once to stand up tall

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

Seen a number of people saying things along the lines of "you can have X condition and not be disabled" and yeah that's probably true for some people but also I think people are forgetting how broad of a spectrum disability is and how varied the severity of the same disability can be for two different people. Sometimes disability does mean being bed bound, completely unable to work or go to school. It can also mean having a successful career or doing well in school but struggling with other things abled people don't. It can be needing medical care 24/7 or it can be needing to go to the doctors more frequently than abled people. There are so many ways to be disabled

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

I've seen some posts trying to make fun of former gifted kids by comparing them to former student athletes who insist that they could have gone pro if not for a specific injury, and those posts always backfire, because my reaction to them is "You're right, we should treat former student athletes with more compassion than we currently do"

I went from being very physically active to getting the "your body doesn't make energy properly anymore" disability so I can completely understand the grief that comes with circumstances outside your control destroying parts of you you were once proud of and locking you out of the life you could have had. It's not a good feeling.

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town