it's just your voice learning for once to stand up tall

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

and yes, they/themming her when you already know her pronouns is misgendering

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

Seen a number of people saying things along the lines of "you can have X condition and not be disabled" and yeah that's probably true for some people but also I think people are forgetting how broad of a spectrum disability is and how varied the severity of the same disability can be for two different people. Sometimes disability does mean being bed bound, completely unable to work or go to school. It can also mean having a successful career or doing well in school but struggling with other things abled people don't. It can be needing medical care 24/7 or it can be needing to go to the doctors more frequently than abled people. There are so many ways to be disabled