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I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

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I'm dying inside a little bit, but this one is for chapter 17 of Feet Follow the Shoes 'Hunting a Biju'!
Going through my naruto phase 15 years too late is truly embarrassing.
I’ve been working on this little comic for a while and it’s been a real joy! I’ll probably post the rest of this comic tomorrow cuz it has absolutely flopped on every other social media.
The rest of it!
Everyone who has left sweet comments/tags I am kissing you directly on the mouth. I know naruto is kinda old, but this has been getting ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE on Twitter or Instagram, which is really disheartening because I’m actually pretty proud of it.
It’s hard to know if it’s because no one likes it? Or if it’s just being buried by the algorithm. So thanks Tumblr for still having my back 💖
EDIT: I LEFT OUT A PAGE
People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
I actually ADORE it when a character crashes out. Let them YELL let them SCREAM let them HURT THOSE AROUND THEM with or without meaning to. I need to see more crash outs

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Srry for super late valentine day
Heres Konoha's favourite couple~
....and the others
Gonna eat my hands from how much tumblr is unaware of Bad Bunny
Bad Bunny been doing it and killing it before harry styles was doing it- he’s been wearing skirts and doing his nails just cause and it even got my older brother who is straight painting his nails cause he realized “yeah who give a fuck I like it” and bad bunny kissing men and women on stage being open about the LGBT+ community and speaking out to about the transphobic stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. Like it’s not bad for people not being unaware of him but it makes me wanna rattle people when I see them praising stuff Harry has done calling him iconic and the first of it all for this movement when people like Bad bunny,Prince,etc been killing it
Bad bunny be upon you
This is also VERY important to note + some people can’t read Spanish
Never forget
Just wanted to add more to this
Bad Bunny did half of the music video for “Yo Perreo Sola” in drag. And I cannot emphasize how much the genre is saturated with machismo bullshit and Bad Bunny just refuses to participate in it.
His video for “Caro” is also a celebration of breaking gender norms. Most of the video is performed by Jazmyne Joy as Bad Bunny.
Like I fully understand if you don’t normally listen to reggaeton or Latino music in general. But I cannot express to you how huge and popular he is. He is the highest streaming artist worldwide right now. He’s largely adored by every young Latino out there. He’s having a great time and doing amazing things.
the haikyuu crossover no one asked for but I'm here to deliver anyway
why are you being so nice to me, tobirama asks, voice drowsy with the satisfied exhaustion of the well-fucked, but it’s not quite enough to chase the sleepily suspicious furrow in his brow.
madara snorts, running one of his hands along tobirama’s side, allowing his thumb to drag across tobirama’s skin. his roommate is too sleepy to do much more than hum, not a lick of real protest coming from him. madara’s not delusional. he knows tobirama might have different priorities if he were more awake right now, but. madara’s never claimed to be a selfless person. if tobirama is not going to stop him, then madara is going to take that as permission to keep tracing the lines and contours of his body, mapping the dips and ridges of tobirama’s torso.
do you want me to be mean to you? madara asks, amused. i can do that.
tobirama harrumphs. that’s - yawn - not what i mean, and you know it, he says, sighs. he cracks open one eye and shoots madara a baleful look. asshole, he mumbles, but it’s soft, fucked-out, drowsy.
cute.
you’ll have to explain what you mean then, madara says, because – just because his fingers are itching to touch tobirama, grab him, rest a heavy hand on his hip like an anchor or a brand… just because all that’s true, it doesn’t mean he’s going to be nice about it, fuck you.
whatever, tobirama says, huffs. leans back, flops his head fully onto his pillow, the slope of his neck on display. (madara swallows.) i don’t care. ‘m going to sleep.
madara says, oh, very softly. he doesn’t really want to leave, doesn’t want to stop touching tobirama, but he’s done this enough times. he doesn’t like it when other people outstay their welcome, so—
tobirama snorts. i can hear you thinking from here, he complains, which is rich as hell coming from him. you took off your sheets, genius. just stay here.
just stay here, he says, so easily, and madara – swallows, again, hand resting heavy on tobirama’s hip.
he doesn’t ask if tobirama’s sure, because he doesn’t want to give him the option to back out. he just presses in tighter, possessively, over tobirama’s hip, then slinks in closer, tugging tobirama into him. tobirama grumbles, but doesn’t voice any articulate protest, so madara ignores his fussing.
if you get hard overnight, i’m burning your clothes in the morning, tobirama threatens into the line of madara’s throat, words slurring.
madara laughs, leaning down to drag a possessive kiss through tobirama’s hair. you just want to see me naked, he says, then, more wickedly, and if i get hard overnight, you’re going to know a lot quicker than the morning.
tobirama, sleepy but still quick, moves his thigh up to press it punishingly against madara’s dick.
madara likes him so much. terrible personality and all.
You've heard of multi-shipper now get ready for multi-headcanoner: where multiple interpretations of the same character coexist in your head and they are all great.

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date your friends - by which i do not mean you must literally date your friends but by which i mean go out to dinner with your friends, buy your friends flowers, tell your friends you love them, write your friends love letters, play your friends songs that make you think of them, help your friends with moving and doctors appointments and listen to their worries and joys. love one another so entirely and i promise the world will feel so much brighter and you will have a community full of love
no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.
I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.
list of common misconceptions really is a top tier wikipedia article. much better curated than a lot of other lists on the site, and every thing listed has like at least two citations
Here's a link to the article, but if you don't want to scroll, I was reading through it and found some that shocked me to my core. Copy-pasted from the article:
Netflix was not founded after its co-founder Reed Hastings was charged a $40 late fee by Blockbuster. Hastings made the story up to summarize Netflix's value proposition, and Netflix's founders were actually inspired by Amazon.
Searing does not seal moisture in meat; in fact, it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it, to affect its color, flavor, and texture.
Seeds are not the spicy part of chili peppers. In fact, seeds contain a low amount of capsaicin, one of several compounds which induce the hot sensation (pungency) in mammals. The highest concentration of capsaicin is located in the placental tissue (the pith) to which the seeds are attached.
George Washington Carver was not the inventor of peanut butter... Carver did compile hundreds of uses for peanuts, soybeans, pecans, and sweet potatoes to promote his system of crop rotation.
Banana-flavored candy was not intended to mimic the taste of a formerly popular variety of banana. The reason banana candy tastes different from bananas is that it is mainly flavored with only one of the many flavors a banana has, the ester compound isoamyl acetate.
Potato chips were not invented by a frustrated George Speck in response to a customer, sometimes given as Cornelius Vanderbilt, complaining that his French fries were too thick and not salty enough. Recipes for potato chips existed in cookbooks as early as 1817. The misconception was popularized by a 1973 advertising campaign by the St. Regis Paper Company.
"420" did not originate from the Los Angeles police or penal code for marijuana use... The use of "420" started in 1971 at San Rafael High School, where a group of students would go to smoke at 4:20 pm.
Ernest Hemingway did not author the flash fiction story "For sale: baby shoes, never worn". The story existed as early as 1906, and it was not attributed to him until decades after he died.
This article is really long so there are tons more, but these are just some highlights from the ~top of the page!
I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.
i made this fucking dog in spore [2008]

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Girl just block me it’s not that serious
Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!