As lost as Alice

The Masc of Amontillado

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

If I had complete and utter freedom over the shape, functionality, and appearance of my body, I would never look the same two days in a row, you know. Soft, silky fur one day, shimmering scales the next. A tail thicker than my neck. Stark, jet-black tattoos adorning what little visible flesh there is left to be inked. Joints that make laying on flat ground comfortable. But most important of all, I would lactate chocolate milk because it's tasty and I want to drink more chocolate milk.

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

I haven't watched Buffy in years but I think Spike could be a butch lesbian and Buffy thinks she's a cis dude for like eight episodes at least. When she finds out otherwise she's all surprised and Spike is like "did the knockers not give it away?" (bc you know she is freebirding under those t-shirts and leather everywhere she goes) and Buffy, feministly, is like "I didn't notice the knockers!" and Xander is like "I definitely did" and Spike is like "Yeah, I know," and Willow's like "I also noticed the knockers, if that helps" and Spike is like "Thank you" and Buffy's like. Can we please stop talking about the vampire knockers

This implies a liquid form of bread

Beer

FUCK

Official Bread Post

I'm fairly confident that I've never met a person who doesn't have ptsd. I think the division is really "people with ptsd that they can mask/manifests in ways that others can ignore" and "people whose ptsd can't be ignored by others so they're forced to begrudgingly acknowledge its existence"

"my cousin is the only one in our family with ptsd, he got attacked by a large dog and melts down at the sound of large dogs barking if he's already emotionally fragile" yeah and your mother shuts down at the sound of car engines that sound like her ex-husband's car, you just never noticed because you don't pay attention to her and she's been conditioned not to make her 'silly outbursts' anyone else's problem.

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

this post has generated a staggering number of comments/replies/asks all saying some version of "Nice try laundering your argument, but we all know you're talking about [specific person], and i hate you for defending them." and literally none of them have correctly identified who i was thinking about when I wrote this, but all of them have named a trans woman as said specific person.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year