As lost as Alice

did you google how to take a screen shot

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

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the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

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The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?

the tags are a healthy mix of people suggesting fictional media in which this occurs and people going "did you know they did this for real in argentina?"

They do this for real in most genocides and large-scale wars. There's always a market for "adopting" the "orphans", with or without lies about their origins.

@creatures-in-posts is this a creature?

They’re all creatures

shout out to the fact that The Cone Of Shame's actual name is the E-Collar. Short for the Elizabethian collar. We've come full circle lads.

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

If I was a Minecraft YouTuber I would be so good at having a mcyt fandom. I'd be so hands off. Do whatever tf you want baby. I'd be silently gleefully watching with a lurk account that I'd never even allude to. Like Batman.

You don't have to like Sinners, that's fine, but don't let me hear you calling it any form of SLOP. I know what you are.

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.