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what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

me, seeing art and iconography of Jesus as the Good Shepherd, trying to prevent a stupid little lamb from falling off a cliff or something: haha that’s so me coded am I right

you get it

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

There are Experiences behind this sign

the other species are yorkshire terriers

Read that as Yorkshire terrors and just nodded my head like yeah that checks out.

it's fine, we didn't need the writings because we remember all his words

If you are fluent in Greek you know all his words, just not the order they went in

Technically most moss is outside the international space station