Kiss Monsters, and Topple The Government

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

longhorn sheep looking through a window, 1981, linda mccartney

Lucky Spot looking through the window, 1977, by Linda McCartney (x)

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

Theseus and The Minotaur

Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

holy shit

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

“Perfect.”

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.