One Day at a Time

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. "Chipped"... Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

sound on, obviously

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

Look what they took from us 😭

I am drooling

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

Never thought I'd get excited over a refrigerator. Old appliances were just built different.

Ain't no way this is an actual ad. This is amazing.

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

@idkmanwhatdoyouexpect

PLEASE unmute this

WHY IS THIS SO GODDAMN FUNNY

OMG, made me spit on my phone.

This is so much better than anything I could have seen coming.

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

This is so cool!

There is a hilarious unsaid implication in that only the English translation tells you not to fight it. The Chinese one only says “Wild monkeys ahead, absolutely to not feed.”