This Is Spinal Thirst

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

Milftron 9000

Lucy from Reverse 1999

Hold on I gotta google something.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

I know the unicursal (i.e., non-branching) labyrinth is a visual art thing and doesn't at all match the description of the mythological Labyrinth, but sometimes I picture some sort of ancient Greek SCP thing with very speedy stonemasons constantly lengthening the path in order to contain a very, very slow Minotaur.

(There's no point branching the path because the Minotaur unerringly knows the shortest way to the exit, and they can't just loop it back in on itself because if there is no exit, the pressure starts building.)

I think we should put the very slow Minotaur, the bloodless chimp, and the monster that runs around the lake four times faster than you can row in a room together.

What's that last one from?

um yeah his name was Wheatley

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

I think that's around 2 cans a minute at this point

love the camera guy even gets to bump into a mirror for us

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

that's not a cat, that's a mountain lion!

The real crime is putting music over that big boy’s meow. Let him speak!

I love this so much. Every time.