will byers stan first human second
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
art blog(derogatory)
Sade Olutola
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
PR's Tumblrdome
almost home
Not today Justin
titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@1980sspaceman
sokrates is in this shit
OH MY GOD i cant read greek LOVE THE COMMITMENT THOUGH! :thumbsup:
He's from the Assassin's creed set nobody gives a shit about, where there were w few serialized cards in their native languages. here's his regular textbox
the other serialized cards were a greek cleopatra, an italian davinci, and mary read & anne bonny in english
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Would Pinhead from Hellraiser be scarier or less scary with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried?
Less Scary
More Scary
Just As Scary But In An Entirely Different Way
Cheese Sandwich/Show Results
For my friends that do not play magic the gathering they just teased the next set (Marvel) and of course Mjölnir is in it. Instead of a normal equip cost they made a special "worthy" condition for a creature to use it BUT the wording of the "worthy" condition includes some HILARIOUS IMPLICATIONS.
To be worthy, the creature needs to have red and/or white in its cost and cannot be a 'villain' (creature archetype that is specific to marvel).
This means People who are worthy include:
-Sauron
-Dr. Eggman
-Cloud
-Most of the in universe vampires (including Edgar Markov and FUCKING STRAHD)
-an eldritch moth that eats worlds or something (Valgavoth)
-Anyone that is WUBRG (which includes an eldrazi and a sliver both of which are very memed on hated archetypes)
-a tiny mouse (Mabel)
-Basically stitch (Loot)
-Tiamat
-Ur-Dragon
-Tom bombadill which is SUPER FUNNY
-woman that Runs an evil cult and tries to kill the multiverse (Elesh Norn)
-man that makes goblins like the plague (Krenko)
-THE MASTER AND THE DALEK EMPEROR
-Azula
I love universes beyond its so dumb and stupid and also I am bad with magic lore nerds don't kill me.
Other fun things that are Worthy:
Megatron
The literal Devil from the Bible
Godzilla
Shadow the Hedgehog
Plankton
Sokrates
A creepy haunted doll
Ozai
Kratos
Kefka from FF6
Abbadon the Despoiler
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
muppet christmas carol ~ (happy holidays!)
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number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
This insane update from Neocities
oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
No body is connected. No arms are connected. No legs are connected. No skin is connected. No ears are connected. No face is connected.
@birdnormal
Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.
The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.
This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:
The stage itself was turned into a cafe:
You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:
I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.
Adapt or die, people.
OMG that’s AMAZING!
sometimes, I fall head over heels in love with a place. El Ateneo Grand Splendid is incredible. I am in love. At the very least, in lust – that could very easily escalate to love. Le sigh.
this is hilarious to me because not only have I been on tumblr long enough to remember the first time El Ateneo Grand Splendid went viral around here, I actually went there last year (while I was passing through Argentina for a weekend) entirely because tumblr told me to
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Art by Clyde Caldwell for Magic the Gathering (2001)
Shade's Form! I always feel a bit proud of myself when I can recognize an obscure card off the rip. Newer versions of this card's effect tend to either have flash or be far cheaper. It retains the novelty of being from a time when pump effects were still in black's slice of the color pie, if nothing else.
This is so funny. People never change
EVERYONES PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE NEW SHOES MOM I'M NOT POPULAR MOM AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
#this could be a literal text message lol#i don't think he's manipulating her lol just being a salty teenager
LITERALLY LMFAO "HIS dad works for MY dad but he looks BETTER than me" is an outraged cry from spoiled teens all throughout time all throughout the world
THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.
But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!
He was done and then he just. Kept. Going.
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The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever
And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck
Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.
Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone
