these beans are infinitely yielding

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

i have no idea whether bobbing the tea bag up and down actually does anything but it's nice to feel like i'm contributing in some way

i feel like im constantly taking damage

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

if youre a woman and youve never said stuff like hi girlie by age 13 or somrthing its closed off to you forever you cant use words like that because people will know you are faking it so you have to invent your own greetings like "hello". im gendernon conforming

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

from what i can tell two teams of european individuals were playing some kind of game together

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking