intricate rituals enjoyer

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

you leave a discord server alone for half an hour to go shower and there’s a prison wedding happening when you get back

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this